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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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To: Sallie Carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>; SCOTT CARLSON <scott.carlson61 [at] yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 7, 2017 9:49 PM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: The Atheist

On Tuesday, March 7, 2017 12:52 PM, "krndlake [at] aol.com" <krndlake [at] aol.com> wrote:

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him..

 

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

 

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

 

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen"

 

 

 

 

 

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