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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: Robert Ahrenkiel <gp-bob11 [at] att.net>
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Sent: Friday, February 3, 2017 3:32 PM
Subject: Re: Fwd: Engineer from Hell fm Boo[

I just love this one.  It's so darn true.

About 1980 I went to an attorneys office about a divorce.  He told

me that he refuses to take criminal cases because as an attorney

you have to stretch the truth and tell lies, which is why he only did

civil cases.  Then he asked this question:  What do you have when

there are 12 attorneys with their ankles chained to a ships anchor?

Give up? - - - One hell of a good start.  

We became good friends, had lunches together and I'd visit at his

Mission San Jose home.                  

 

On Friday, February 3, 2017 9:47 AM, Mtn.Betty <mtnboop [at] comcast.net> wrote:

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From: "Me
Sent: Wednesday, February 1, 2017 10:41:10 AM
Subject: Engineer from Hell

 

 

 

 

An Engineer dies and goes to Hell.

Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building

improvements.

After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and

flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer 

is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he

should never have gone down there!

You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!

"Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"