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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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This have been thru before but crazy funny.

Subject: Guts and Balls

 

 

 

 

 

Was always wondering!?! It has finally been defined and cleared up!! 

Guts and Balls

 

 

Marine Corps Dictionary

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.  We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls.  Do they, however, know the difference between them?
 
Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
 
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
 
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"
 
I trust this clears up any confusion.
 

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.