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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Some Humor

> From: "Sue Donaldson" <dmonkeywoman [at] cox.net>
> To: "Bonnie Thurnbauer" <fritzie4 [at] cox.net>
> Subject: Fw: Fwd: Some Humor
> Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2016 08:50:48 -0800
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> Subject: Fwd: Some Humor
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>  A nice, calm, and respectable lady
>  went into the pharmacy, walked up
>  to the pharmacist, looked straight
>  into his eyes, and said,
>  “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
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>  The pharmacist asked,
>  “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
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>  The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
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>  The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed,
>  “Lord have mercy!
>  I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband
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>  Absolutely not!
>  You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
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>  The lady reached into her purse
>  and pulled out a picture of her husband
>  in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
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>  The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,
>  “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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>  Life is not perfect. Life is not easy. Life isgood.
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