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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: "fritzie4 [at] cox.net" <fritzie4 [at] cox.net>
To: wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com
Sent: Friday, December 23, 2016 10:14 AM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: OBG

> From: "Sue Donaldson" <dmonkeywoman [at] cox.net>
> To: "Bonnie Thurnbauer" <fritzie4 [at] cox.net>
> Subject: Fw: OBG
> Date: Fri, 23 Dec 2016 05:05:01 -0800
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> Talk about getting old...this is a good one.
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> Sent: Thursday, December 22, 2016 6:07 PM
> Subject: Fw: OBG
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> IF YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS NEAR YOUR AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN 'T LOOK THAT OLD….
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> MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
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> FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
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> I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
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> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
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> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
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> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
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> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
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> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL  ...
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> 'YES. YES, I DID. I 'M A MUSTANG, ' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
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> WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? ' I ASKED.
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> HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1967.. WHY DO YOU ASK? '
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> YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
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> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.  THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLE-FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-GUN ASKED ME,
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> 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???' 
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