AlamoPA Mailing List: Fwd: God's plan for aging

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Subject: God's plan for ageing

~We can't control the wind but we can adjust our sails.~
 
Most seniors never get enough exercise.
 
In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so
they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other
things thus doing more walking.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.
 
Then God saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He
made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things
requiring them to bend, reach & stretch.
And God looked down and saw that it was good
 
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors
would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom,
thus providing more exercise.
God looked down and saw that it was good
 
 
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down
more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best
interest even though you mutter under your breath.
 
  Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older
 
  #9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
 
  #8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
 
  #7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
          at which one can die.
 
  #6 - Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky,
          and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes,
          make him a sandwich.
 
  #5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
          Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother
          you for weeks, months, maybe years.
 
  #4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
          hospital, dying of nothing.

   #3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
           It pays no attention to criticism.
 
  #2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
          Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it
          normal.
 
  #1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today
          may be a burning issue tomorrow.
 
  Don't ignore this message. This is your only warning.
 
  A friend sent this to me -- he must have mistakenly
assumed I was aging!    Amen !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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