AlamoPA Mailing List: Fwd: Hallowe'en Rules for Seniors:

[M.J. Trebenskie (skie999]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hallowe'en Rules for Seniors:

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when :

 

  10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fibre candy only .

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And you can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night,

you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWE'EN anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

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