AlamoPA Mailing List: Raccon Poop

[Bob Heiser (w7ikt]

Raccoon  Poop

 

Like many  citizens, I’ve wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has such a  remarkable following.  (It's obvious why he shouldn't!)   Then a  friend sent me this raccoon story.   It makes no difference about your  political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY... (Or it's as good  as any I have seen).

 

Please, don't  reply with political rants from your side of the fence.  This is not a  message to support either party.   It just helps understand how on  earth Trump can remain so "popular."   You have to admit, it's not  easy to understand.

 

OK.  To  begin, a Republican writes a letter to one  of his politicians.  Read  on, even if you are a Democrat.

 

 

Dear  Representative,

 

From  the time I was able to vote I voted Republican. I am 70+ and have a great deal  of respect and influence with hundreds of senior ballplayers who also network  with thousands of others around the country.

 

I  received your questionnaire and request for money to help support the Republican  nominee for the office of the President.  Rest assured, I strongly agree  with every question you asked -- as I have since Obama was elected.   Unfortunately, an important question was missing, and it is “What have the  Republicans and their Party done for the American people lately?” While you seem  never to have listened to us in the past Forty Years, we gave you a majority in  the house and senate two years ago and you have done nothing with the power we  provided you.  And now, you want more of our money?   Give  me a break!

 

You  should be concerned about our votes -- not our money.  You are the  “establishment” and it’s apparent all you really want to do is to save your jobs  and line your pockets. . . Well, guess what?  It’s not going to  happen.  You can shake in your boots when I tell you our support is for  TRUMP and he hasn't asked us for a dime.

 

You  might think we are fools because you feel Trump is on a self-destruct course but  you need to look outside DC and listen to the masses.  Few, if any, have  achieved what he has, especially in a state like New York .

 

If  you really want to know how the majority of people feel, and this applies to  both democrats and republicans, read below, it says it all.

 

( Here  comes the part about the raccoons)

 

Assume  that you've been on vacation for two weeks, and when you come home you find that  your basement is infested with raccoons.  Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean  raccoons have taken over your basement.  You want them gone  immediately.  You call the city, the county and 4 different  exterminators.  Nobody can handle the job . . . But then you hear of one  guy and this one guy guarantees to get rid of them.  So you hire him.   You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if he cusses and swears, you  don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been  married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has  plumber's crack, you simply want those raccoons gone!  You want your  problem fixed!  He's the guy.  He's the best.  Period

 

( Back  to Trump)

 

Here’s  why we want Trump.  Yes he's a bit of an a--, yes he's an egomaniac, but we  don't care.  The country is a mess because its politicians suck.  The  Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere.   We want it all fixed!  We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care  that he insults people, we don't care that he had been friendly with Hillary, we  don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3  times, we don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we  don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist.

 

This  country is bankrupt and appears weak.  Our enemies are making fun of us, we  are being invaded by illegal's, we are becoming a nation of victims where every  Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where  we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in.  WE JUST  WANT IT FIXED and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people  want.

 

We're  sick of our politicians, sick of the Republican Party, sick of Democratic Party  and sick of illegal’s.  We just want this thing fixed.  Trump may not  be a saint, but doesn't have lobbyist’s money holding him, he doesn't have  political correctness restraining him, and we all know is that he has been very  successful in business and is a good negotiator.  He has built a lot of  things.  He's also not a politician, not a cowardly politically correct  politician. And he not only says he can fix it, he says he will fix it and we  believe him.

 

And  we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked  at and called a liar.  Also we don't care if the guy has bad  hair.

 

We  just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW.

 

You  are welcome to pass this on.  I feel this is why hundreds of thousands of  people that haven't voted in 25 years are registering to vote this year. The  raccoons have got to go.

 

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God Bless,
Bob (W7IKT) & Carol (N5CBQ) Heiser
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