AlamoPA Mailing List: Spread,The Stupidity

[Bob Heiser (w7ikt]

Spread
The Stupidity

Only
In This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk
All the way to the back of the
Store to get their Prescriptions while healthy people

can buy cigarettes at the Front.

Only
In This Stupid World
.....do
People order double cheeseburgers, large fries,

and a diet Coke.

Only
In This Stupid World
.....do
Banks leave vault doors open and then chain the

pens to the Counters..

Only
In This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands
Of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the Garage.

Only
In This Stupid World ............do we buy hot dogs

in packages Of ten and buns in Packages of
Eight..

Only
In This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up

ATM machines With Braille lettering.

EVER
WONDER
...

Why
The sun lightens Our hair,

but darkens our Skin?

Why
Don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why
Is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why
Is it that
Doctors call what they do
'practice'?

Why
Is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor, and dishwashing
Liquid made with real lemons?

Why
Is the man who
Invests all your money called a
Broker?

Why
Is the time of Day with the slowest traffic

called rush Hour?

Why
Isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
Isn't there Cat flavored
Dog
Food?

Why
Didn't Noah
Swat those two
Mosquitoes?

Why
Do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal
Injections?

You
Know that
Indestructible black box that is used on Airplanes?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
Stuff?!

Why
Don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?

Why
Are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck
Together?

I
Like this one!!!

If
Con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of
Progress?

If
Flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the
Terminal?

Now
That you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
Stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)
...in other words, send it to
Everyone. We all need to smile every once in a While.
Spread the
Stupidity!

--
God Bless,
Bob (W7IKT) & Carol (N5CBQ) Heiser
Shaving the way to Conquer Kid's Cancer