AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: Where Are Your Glasses???

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: "fritzie4 [at] cox.net" <fritzie4 [at] cox.net>
To: william carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>; mstmir [at] aol.com; dmonkeywoman [at] cox.net
Sent: Friday, September 9, 2016 9:57 PM
Subject: Fw: Where Are Your Glasses???

 

 

 

 

Where are your Glasses ??

I love this one!!!!  I would never be able to think of  a reply like  this!!

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Talking about my  "doing-something-useful"  seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.  She was  "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.

 

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied,  "Are you nuts?  You are 80 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"  I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

 

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!  This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."  "Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

 

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

 

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

 

 

 

 

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