AlamoPA Mailing List: Catholic Gasoline

[Bob Heiser (w7ikt]

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was

out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when

she ran out of gas.  As luck would have it, a gas station

was just a block away.


She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some

gas.  The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned

had been lent out, but she could wait until it was returned.


Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided

not to wait and walked back to her car.  She looked & looked

for something in her car that she could fill with gas & spotted

the bedpan she was taking to the patient


Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station,

filled it with gas & carried the full bedpan back to her car.


As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched

from across the street.  One of the them turned to the other

and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."