AlamoPA Mailing List: Dear Abby

[Bob Heiser (w7ikt]

 

 

Dear Abby,

 

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in

the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies .  I know he`s cheated

on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.

I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and

drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night.

 

We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a
lesbian and my varicose veins and big bottom turn him off! Should I clobber
him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would be
appreciated .....

Mad as Hell

 

  
Dear Mad as Hell,

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you
pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p. Don`t resort to clobbering him with the
frying pan, and try to act like a lady!
  
Remember ......you`re running for President of the United States, so try 

acting like it.