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The
Pastor entered
his donkey in
a race and
it won.
The
Pastor was so
pleased with
the donkey
that he entered it in the race
again and it
won again.
The
local paper
read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The
Bishop was so
upset with
this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to
enter the
donkey in
another race.
The next day
the local
paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This
was too much
for the Bishop
so he
ordered the
Pastor to get
rid of the
donkey.
The
Pastor decided
to give it to
a Nun in a
nearby
convent.
The
local paper,
hearing of the
news, posted
the following
headline the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST
ASS IN TOWN.
The
Bishop
fainted.
He
informed the
Nun that she
would have to
get rid of the
donkey so she
sold it to a
farm
for
$10.
The
next day the
paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS
FOR $10
This was too
much for the
Bishop so he
ordered the
Nun to buy
back
the donkey and
lead it to the
plains where
it
could run
wild.
The
next day the
headlines
read:
NUN ANNOUNCES
HER ASS IS
WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was
buried the
next day.
The moral of the story is . . .
being
concerned
about public
opinion can
bring you much
grief and
misery . . .
even shorten
your life.
So
be yourself
and enjoy
life.
Stop
worrying about
everyone
else's ass
and
just cover
your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live
longer!
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