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From: silvrbch (silvrbch cheqnet.net)
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Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2016 17:13:55 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: Fw: Fwd: FW: Fw: Fwd: Mathematics.
Date: July 9, 2016 at 4:52:27 PM CDT
This
comes from 2
math teachers
with a
combined total
of 70 yrs.
experience.
It
has an
indisputable
mathematical
logic.
It
also made me
Laugh Out
Loud.
This
is a strictly
.....
mathematical
viewpoint...
and it goes
like this:
What
Makes 100%
?
What
does it mean
to give MORE
than
100%?
Ever
wonder about
those people
who say they
are giving
more than
100%? We have
all been to
those
meetings
where someone
wants you to
give over
100%.
How
about
achieving
103%?
What
makes up 100%
in life?
Here's
a little
mathematical
formula that
might help you
answer these
questions:
If:
A
B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V
W X Y Z
Is
represented
as:
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
= 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%
But
,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%
AND,
look how far ass
kissing
will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%
So,
one can
conclude with
mathematical
certainty,
that while Hard
work
and
Knowledge
will
get you close,
and Attitude
will
get you there.
Its the
Bullshit
and
Ass
Kissing
that
will put you
over the top.
Now
you know why
some people
are where t
hey
are!
I’ve
never seen a
better
explanation
than this
formula..............
how
true it is.
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