AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: LIVING WILL FORM

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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To: william carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>; tinajoe01 [at] comcast.net; mstmir [at] aol.com; mwhatmore [at] cox.net
Sent: Sunday, June 5, 2016 1:35 PM
Subject: Fw: LIVING WILL FORM

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> >>    LIVING WILL FORM.
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> >>      I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be
> >>    kep alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under
> >>    no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
> >>    partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if
> >>    their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals
> >>    interested in simply running up the bills.
> >>
> >>    If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at
> >>    least one of the following:
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> >>      ______a Martini ______a Margarita ____ a Scotch and soda
> >>    ______a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Glass of
> >>    Chardonnay ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs
> >>    ______The remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______The
> >>    sports page
> >>      ______Sex ______or Chocolate:  It should be presumed that I
> >>    won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached,
> >>    I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to
> >>    pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this
> >>    point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to
> >>    come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to
> >>    raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
> >>
> >>    Signature: ___________________________________________ Date: _____
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> >>    NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with
> >>    a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more
> >>    visitors.  Some of them don't even need embalming when their time
> >>    comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place, PLEASE pass
> >>    it on!
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