AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: to my dog loving friends...

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Sent: Sunday, May 29, 2016 5:24 PM
Subject: Fw: to my dog loving friends...

 

 

 

This is too funny not to share.

 

Who says dads can't think on their feet?  And the innocence of little kids.

 

A little girl asked her mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

 

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

 

"What does that mean?" asked the child.

 

"Go ask your father.  I think he is in the garage."

 

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around

 

the block?  I asked mom and she said the dog was in heat and to come to you."

 

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

 

Being from the old school, he took a rag and soaked it with a little gasoline and

 

dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent and said, OK, you can go

 

now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

 

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

 

Surprised, dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

 

(YOURE GONNA LOVE THIS!!)

 

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so

 

another dog is pushing her home."

 

If you aren't laughing now, you are not living.