AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: Last Trip To Costco

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: Kim and Kurt Kneifel <kkneifel [at] countryspeed.com>
To: Jerry Bodnar <jbod53 [at] yahoo.com>; Sallie Carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 12, 2016 10:37 AM
Subject: Fw: Last Trip To Costco

loved this one...I keep thinking hoe fun it would be to pull stunts like this!

 

From: Harry Kneifel

Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2016 7:50 AM

To: Kurt & Kim Kneifel

Subject: Last Trip To Costco

 

Here ya go!

Sent from my iPad

 

 

 

 

A RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO COSTCO
 
Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs.
 
I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.  What did she think I had.. an elephant?
 
So, because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
 
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost  50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
 
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with  Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.  The food is nutritionally complete, so it works  well and I was going to try it again. 
 
(Now I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now  enthralled with my story.)
 
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
 
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.  Better watch what you ask retired people.  They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
 
Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!