AlamoPA Mailing List: The Importance of walking

[Bob Heiser (w7ikt]

some old some new but all good...

 

The Importance of walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $4,000 per month.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.

 

 

 

 

 

My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
And we have no idea where the he is.

 

 

The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

 

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!

 

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.