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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Subject: Fwd: Old-but still funny

 

Subject: Rye Bread

Two old men, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

Sam, the 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even

short of breath. Harry, the 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's

stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

Sez Sam: "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level

high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home Harry stopped at the bakery. As he was looking

around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread ???"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like a Loaf ???"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves !!! By the time you get to the 2nd

loaf, it'll be hard." .

The old man says to himself, "I can't believe everybody knows about

this shit but me."