AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: MAY DAY.....MAY DAY.....MAY DAY

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Subject: Fw: MAY DAY.....MAY DAY.....MAY DAY

 

 

 

FromSubject: MAY DAY.....MAY DAY.....MAY DAY

 

 

Subject: MAY DAY.....MAY DAY.....MAY DAY
 
 

 

This is the story of a young college student flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
 

 

He has a heart attack and dies.
 
She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.

 

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

 

She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
 

 

She then says,"I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven"