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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2016 9:43 AM
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Why I’m divorced and  unemployed. 

 

Written by a woman.  Enjoy!....

 

That morning. I went  downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy  Birthday,' and possibly have a small present for me.

 

As it turned  out, he barely said good morning, let alone  'Happy Birthday.’

 

I  thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will  remember.

 

My kids came  bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. 

 

So when I left for the  office I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected.

 

As I walked  into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and  by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least  someone had remembered.

 

I worked  until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'It's such a  beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out  to lunch, just you and me.'

 

I said,  'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's  go!'

 

We  went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a  quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I  enjoyed the meal tremendously.

 

On the way  back to the office, Rick said, 'It's such a beautiful day...we don't need  to go straight back to the office, do we?'

 

I responded,  'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

 

He said,  'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.

 

After  arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm  going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right  back.'

 

'Ok.' I  nervously replied.

 

He went into  the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge  birthday cake, followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens of  my friends and co -workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'

 

And I just  sat there....

 

on the  couch....

 

naked.

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