AlamoPA Mailing List: Re: Fw: Dr. Geezer

[Ron (pacearrow4122]

Does the park still offer wifi, if so under what name etc. Thanks

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From: Sallie Carlson via AlamoPA
Sent: ‎1/‎9/‎2016 1:31 PM
To: RonandDebra
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Subject: [AlamoPA] Fw: Dr. Geezer

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Sent: Saturday, January 9, 2016 12:00 PM
Subject: FW: Dr. Geezer

 

 

 

 

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Subject: Dr. Geezer

 

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

 

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

 

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine,

thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

 

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?

 

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

 

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.

 

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

 

Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

 

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

 

Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  -- that is Gasoline!"

 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."

 

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"

 

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill).

 

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" <

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