AlamoPA Mailing List: Fw: Just for Fun

[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: Friedrich Thurnbaurer <fritzie4 [at] cox.net>
To: william carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>; mstmir [at] aol.com; mwhatmore [at] cox.net
Sent: Monday, December 14, 2015 11:11 AM
Subject: Fw: Just for Fun

  

This is a test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling.

(I'll meet you  there.)

There are 4 test questions.  Don’t miss one.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Giraffe  Test

 
 
 
 
1.    How  do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you  scroll down.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The  correct answer: Open the refrigerator,  put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated  way.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Elephant  Test

 
 
 
 
2.    How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
Did you say, Open the  refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the  refrigerator? Wrong Answer.

 

Correct Answer: Open the  refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.  This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

 
 
 

Lion  King Test

 
 
 
 

3.    The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.  All the animals attend ... except  one. Which animal does not attend?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
Correct  Answer: The  Elephant.  The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there.  This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one  more chance to show your true abilities.

 
 
 

Crocodile  Test

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4. There is a river  you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.  How do you manage  it?

 
 

 

 

 
 
Correct  Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.  Havent you been lis-ten-ing?  All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting  Worldwide, around 90% of the Retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a  four-year-old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..

PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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