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[Sallie Carlson (wacsc11945]

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From: Friedrich Thurnbaurer <fritzie4 [at] cox.net>
To: william carlson <wacsc11945 [at] yahoo.com>; mstmir [at] aol.com; mwhatmore [at] cox.net
Sent: Thursday, October 15, 2015 12:13 PM
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> A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked,
> "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is
> doing?"
> The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room
> number of the patient?"
> The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room
> 302."
> The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the
> nurse's station for that room."
> After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have
> good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood
> pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician,
> Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
> The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God
> bless you for the good news."
> The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
> The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me
> s__t."