This is too true to be
funny. The next time you hear a
politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think
about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR
tax money. A
billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one
advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure
into some perspective in One of its
releases. A. A billion seconds
ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes
ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago
our ancestors were living in the Stone
Age. D. A billion days ago
no-one walked on the earth on two
feet. E. A billion
dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate
our government is spending it. While this thought is
still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New
Orleans ... It's amazing what you can learn with some
simple division. Louisiana
Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) was asking Congress
for 250
BILLION DOLLARS To
rebuild New Orleans .
Interesting number... What does it
mean? A. Well .. If you are
one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every
man, woman and child) You each
get
$516,528 B. Or.. If you have one
of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home
gets$1,329,787. C. Or.. If you are a
family of four... Your family gets
$2,066,012. Washington ,
D.C
HELLO! Are all your
calculators broken?? Building Permit Tax CDL
License Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog
License Tax Federal Income Tax (Fed) Federal
Unemployment Tax (FU TA) Fishing License Tax Food
License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax Hunting
License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS
Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) IRS Penalties (tax on
top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Tax Marriage License
Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate
Tax Service charge Taxes Social Security Tax Road
Usage Tax (Truckers) Sales Taxes Recreational Vehicle
Tax School Tax State Income Tax State
Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise
Tax Telephone Federal
Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and
Local Surcharge Tax Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge
Tax Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge
Tax Utility Tax Vehicle License Registration
Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration
Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax (And to
think, we left British Rule to avoid so many
taxes) STILL THINK THIS IS
FUNNY? Not one of these taxes
existed 100 years ago... And our nation was the most
prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no
national debt... We had the largest middle class in the
world... And Mom stayed home to raise the
kids. What happened? Can
you spell |